dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
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I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
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Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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