Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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