Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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