this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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