Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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