Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
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I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
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It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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