You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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