butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
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she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
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Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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