Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
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Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
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Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
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