Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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