I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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