so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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