We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
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There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
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In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
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