I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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