I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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