He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
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What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
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My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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