I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Non-Jews are for practice
Barsexuality is the new black.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
Randomize
