Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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