You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
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