Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
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I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
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I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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