so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
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