Porn is love you can see.
Don't make out with my wife yet
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
Terrible idea I love it
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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