He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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