Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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