I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
21 Porn Stars Confess What Sex Is Really Like On Set
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
19 People That Found Pubes In All The Wrong Places
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?