God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Farmville is her only friend.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
25 People Confess The Biggest Betrayal They Have Ever Faced
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
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All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.