No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
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I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
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Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place