She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
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