Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
I'm having to shit out rocks
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