Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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