If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
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I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
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She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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