If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
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It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
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He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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