So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
please come you make the beer taste better
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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