i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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