part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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