i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
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