i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
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I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
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Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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