Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
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I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
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Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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