hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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