So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
So I just went to clothing optional bar