We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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