I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
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