And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
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Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
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all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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