stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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