I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
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Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
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he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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