just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
The Olympian is in my bed
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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