I feel like abortions should bother me more
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses youâ€
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