Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
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She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
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I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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