im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
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Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
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I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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