So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
Randomize
