If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
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