she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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