just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
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I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
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Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I have post one night stand depression
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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