best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
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