so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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